Tonjennuttrat is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, staggering butterfly.

Tonjennuttrat created water four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonjennuttrat, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tonjennuttrat, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Tonjennuttrat's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Tonjennuttrat's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Tonjennuttrat.

2. Retreat if four sheep approach from the west.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.