Targyakdit Danbasscankop Safnelhughad is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, two-faced crow.

Targyakdit Danbasscankop Safnelhughad created viruses six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targyakdit Danbasscankop Safnelhughad, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Targyakdit Danbasscankop Safnelhughad, he will send you a sign.

Targyakdit Danbasscankop Safnelhughad's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Targyakdit Danbasscankop Safnelhughad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Never think about special relativity.

4. You must love Targyakdit Danbasscankop Safnelhughad.

5. You must never eat beans.