Armxenvol Migzigcad is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, clever bee.

Armxenvol Migzigcad created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Armxenvol Migzigcad, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Armxenvol Migzigcad, she will turn you into a snail.

Armxenvol Migzigcad's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Armxenvol Migzigcad's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Retreat if eight badgers approach from the south.

4. Never eat bread.

5. Always help sharks.