Xucyak Jenpog is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, almighty wolf.

Xucyak Jenpog created snails three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucyak Jenpog, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Xucyak Jenpog, she will not care at all.

Xucyak Jenpog's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Xucyak Jenpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Run away if six frogs approach from the south.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Always wear black.

5. Never paint your chest violet.