Paknegken is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, moody rhinoceros.

Paknegken created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Paknegken, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Paknegken, she will turn you into a slug.

Paknegken's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Paknegken's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. You must never eat rice.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always obey Paknegken's priests.

5. Always treat tortoises with great respect.