Nigbessfutflisgonarpgud is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, bad-tempered lion.

Nigbessfutflisgonarpgud created an atom six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigbessfutflisgonarpgud, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nigbessfutflisgonarpgud, she will think nothing of it.

Nigbessfutflisgonarpgud's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Nigbessfutflisgonarpgud's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Nigbessfutflisgonarpgud in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near monkeys while wearing green scarves and balancing four carbon spheres on your arms.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not chop down trees.