Witventap is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, witless fish.

Witventap created oxygen eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Witventap, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Witventap, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Witventap's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Witventap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

4. Never hurt whales.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Witventap.