Gidnullwap is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, humorless manatee.

Gidnullwap created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidnullwap, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gidnullwap, she will turn you into a worm.

Gidnullwap's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Gidnullwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of limes to great tits while wearing white kilts.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gidnullwap.

4. Never hurt rats.

5. Gidnullwap must be the most important thing in your life.