Wigappvog Yikcibcatmil is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, smart duck.

Wigappvog Yikcibcatmil created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigappvog Yikcibcatmil, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wigappvog Yikcibcatmil, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wigappvog Yikcibcatmil's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Wigappvog Yikcibcatmil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six cats in a large pit.

2. Never mention sheep.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in green.