Lidyattof is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, selfish rhinoceros.

Lidyattof created life eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidyattof, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Lidyattof, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Lidyattof's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Lidyattof's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry great tits.

2. Always obey Lidyattof's priests.

3. Put Lidyattof first in all things.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.