Bedyattpag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, confident weasel.

Bedyattpag created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedyattpag, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bedyattpag, it will turn you into a hamster.

Bedyattpag's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Bedyattpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics near tortoises while wearing orange corsets and balancing three carbon spheres on your arms.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Do not kill mice.

4. Never think about spacetime near porpoises while wearing purple ear rings and balancing six tin spheres on your back.

5. Do not drink alcohol.