Quamsidtad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, awesome butterfly.

Quamsidtad created a Higgs boson eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Quamsidtad, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Quamsidtad, it will laugh at you.

Quamsidtad's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Quamsidtad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Never talk about spacetime near pigs while wearing pink dresses.