Hungetkanfatquatcamartraw is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, thoughtless scorpion.

Hungetkanfatquatcamartraw created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hungetkanfatquatcamartraw, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hungetkanfatquatcamartraw, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Hungetkanfatquatcamartraw's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Hungetkanfatquatcamartraw's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Hungetkanfatquatcamartraw in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not take Hungetkanfatquatcamartraw's name in vain.