Badvonknabfossbesstiphugceb is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unthoughtful mouse.

Badvonknabfossbesstiphugceb created viruses nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badvonknabfossbesstiphugceb, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Badvonknabfossbesstiphugceb, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Badvonknabfossbesstiphugceb's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Badvonknabfossbesstiphugceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Badvonknabfossbesstiphugceb's name in vain.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about dark energy near whales while wearing blue jumpers.