Nibnartjam is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, clever armadillo.

Nibnartjam created parasitic wasps eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibnartjam, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nibnartjam, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Nibnartjam's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Nibnartjam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never leap in the presence of badgers.

4. Do not hurt snails.

5. Never feed peanuts to geese while wearing gray stockings.