Fubbestfas is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, irritating penguin.

Fubbestfas created humankind seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubbestfas, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fubbestfas, it will turn you into a plant.

Fubbestfas' most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Fubbestfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Do not eat lemons.

3. Worship no other gods but Fubbestfas.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.