Geprapdan is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, tranquil grasshopper.

Geprapdan created Africa six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Geprapdan, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Geprapdan, she will throw large rocks at you.

Geprapdan's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Geprapdan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Geprapdan loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

5. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.