Quagpinnak is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, all-knowing dragon.

Quagpinnak created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Quagpinnak, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Quagpinnak, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Quagpinnak's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Quagpinnak's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat manatees with great respect.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never think about electromagnetism.

5. Worship no other gods but Quagpinnak.