Mipvonwadzen is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, self-confident butterfly.

Mipvonwadzen created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipvonwadzen, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Mipvonwadzen, she will turn you into a puffin.

Mipvonwadzen's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Mipvonwadzen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Put Mipvonwadzen first in all things.

3. Worship no other gods but Mipvonwadzen.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Always treat swans with great respect.