Lentailgun is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, fussy butterfly.

Lentailgun created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lentailgun, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lentailgun, it will turn you into a mole.

Lentailgun's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Lentailgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Always look after injured gulls.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near mice while wearing brown skirts and balancing six silver spheres on your back.