Funsawkop Flambenveen is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, confident wasp.

Funsawkop Flambenveen created water five billion years ago.

If you believe in Funsawkop Flambenveen, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Funsawkop Flambenveen, she will turn you into a duck.

Funsawkop Flambenveen's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Funsawkop Flambenveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat beans.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Put Funsawkop Flambenveen first in all things.

4. Always look after injured goats.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.