Weggiddubbin is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unsympathetic zebra.

Weggiddubbin created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weggiddubbin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Weggiddubbin, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Weggiddubbin's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Weggiddubbin's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never paint your arms mauve.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Run away from indigo geese, for they are unholy.

5. You must love Weggiddubbin.