Arflibfatmabzogxin is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, weak fox.

Arflibfatmabzogxin created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arflibfatmabzogxin, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Arflibfatmabzogxin, she will have a low opinion of you.

Arflibfatmabzogxin's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Arflibfatmabzogxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

3. Never write about quantum gravity.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Feed all hungry ants.