Fentenxentifcemdimnakham is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, grumpy wyvern.

Fentenxentifcemdimnakham created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fentenxentifcemdimnakham, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fentenxentifcemdimnakham, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fentenxentifcemdimnakham's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Fentenxentifcemdimnakham's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are not to be trusted.

2. Always help snails.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Hide if nine sharks approach from the north.