Flowomtdin is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, ruthless crane.

Flowomtdin created the planet Venus nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flowomtdin, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flowomtdin, it will not invite you to parties.

Flowomtdin's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Flowomtdin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.