Honsafaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, humane hamster.

Honsafaf created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Honsafaf, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Honsafaf, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Honsafaf's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Honsafaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near eagles while wearing black skirts and balancing five silicon spheres on your chest.