Gedhudflat is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, resourceful parrot.

Gedhudflat created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gedhudflat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gedhudflat, she will turn you into a tree.

Gedhudflat's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Gedhudflat's Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are not to be trusted.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gedhudflat.

3. Gedhudflat must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Put Gedhudflat first in all things.

5. Worship no other gods but Gedhudflat.