Zogbugbud is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, caring gnu.

Zogbugbud created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Zogbugbud, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Zogbugbud, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Zogbugbud's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Zogbugbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Never hurt cats.

3. Do not kill otters.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never write about fluid mechanics.