Larpcedmob is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awe-inspiring slug.

Larpcedmob created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larpcedmob, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Larpcedmob, she will turn you into a hamster.

Larpcedmob's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Larpcedmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. You must pray to Larpcedmob six times a day.

3. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

4. Never feed nuts to otters while wearing ear rings.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.