Dagpibab is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, thoughtless fox.

Dagpibab created water nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagpibab, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dagpibab, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Dagpibab's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Dagpibab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to sharks while wearing red tights.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Never think about electromagnetism.