Stigkembod is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unsympathetic fly.

Stigkembod created the planet Jupiter four million years ago.

If you believe in Stigkembod, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Stigkembod, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Stigkembod's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Stigkembod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always obey Stigkembod's priests.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Stigkembod in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always pray immersed in water.