Nibfudpag is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witless pigeon.

Nibfudpag created Asia eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibfudpag, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nibfudpag, she will turn you into a frog.

Nibfudpag's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Nibfudpag's Holy Commandments

1. Nibfudpag loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Snails are not to be trusted.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Nibfudpag in the centre of the settlement.