Negflatken is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, temperamental hydra.

Negflatken created dark energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Negflatken, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Negflatken, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Negflatken's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Negflatken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five swans in a large pit.

2. Never paint your feet green.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.