Lenbagsid is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, quiet aardvark.

Lenbagsid created Europe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenbagsid, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Lenbagsid, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Lenbagsid's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Lenbagsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat parsnips.

2. Put Lenbagsid first in all things.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.