Migcissvidwegkonhatflapomt is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, boastful seal.

Migcissvidwegkonhatflapomt created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Migcissvidwegkonhatflapomt, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Migcissvidwegkonhatflapomt, he will turn you into a mole.

Migcissvidwegkonhatflapomt's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Migcissvidwegkonhatflapomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near tortoises.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always pray immersed in water.