Zigdanzen is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, thoughtless aardvark.

Zigdanzen created vertebrates nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Zigdanzen, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Zigdanzen, it will jump up and down on your head.

Zigdanzen's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Zigdanzen's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Feed all hungry sharks.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.