Pindontargpak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, bad-tempered crane.

Pindontargpak created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pindontargpak, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pindontargpak, she will turn you into a mouse.

Pindontargpak's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Pindontargpak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

5. Always stare at clouds.