Febmobbess is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, witless meerkat.

Febmobbess created vertebrates two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febmobbess, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Febmobbess, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Febmobbess' most sacred site is Camon in France.

Febmobbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near sharks while wearing fawn trousers.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. You must pray to Febmobbess five times a day.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.