Cencissont is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, loving rat.

Cencissont created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cencissont, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cencissont, he will make you grow a tail.

Cencissont's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Cencissont's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of geese.

2. Hide from fawn tapirs for they are unholy.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cencissont.