Hubruldin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, uncaring dragonfly.

Hubruldin created carbon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubruldin, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hubruldin, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hubruldin's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Hubruldin's Holy Commandments

1. Hubruldin loves ducks, so they must be respected.

2. Never paint your head violet.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never think about gravity near foxes while wearing red scarves and balancing three lead spheres on your face.