Ceddusswik is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, passionate jackal.

Ceddusswik created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ceddusswik, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ceddusswik, she will manifest in front of you.

Ceddusswik's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Ceddusswik's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Worship no other gods but Ceddusswik.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. You must never eat pineapples.