Miffebtantit is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, effective bat.

Miffebtantit created Africa eight million years ago.

If you believe in Miffebtantit, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Miffebtantit, it will refuse to believe in you.

Miffebtantit's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Miffebtantit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near seals while wearing blue skirts and balancing six silicon spheres on your head.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never write about quantum gravity.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Miffebtantit.

5. Do not kill horses.