Zakdadbem is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, omniscient dragonfly.

Zakdadbem created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zakdadbem, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zakdadbem, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Zakdadbem's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Zakdadbem's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry rats.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.