Saddimkem is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, awesome wolf.

Saddimkem created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Saddimkem, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Saddimkem, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Saddimkem's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Saddimkem's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Fast once a month.