Bemhamdapcinpinraghoglop Dussjapcat is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, confident rhinoceros.

Bemhamdapcinpinraghoglop Dussjapcat created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Bemhamdapcinpinraghoglop Dussjapcat, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bemhamdapcinpinraghoglop Dussjapcat, he will not care.

Bemhamdapcinpinraghoglop Dussjapcat's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Bemhamdapcinpinraghoglop Dussjapcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into turquoise rooms.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Bemhamdapcinpinraghoglop Dussjapcat on top of all buildings.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never talk about dark matter near foxes while wearing purple scarves.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.