Omtgovpangnurcibstan is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, happy
narwhal.
Omtgovpangnurcibstan created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Omtgovpangnurcibstan, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Omtgovpangnurcibstan, she will be very unhappy.
Omtgovpangnurcibstan's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.
Omtgovpangnurcibstan's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Never write about stars.
3. Never think about moons.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.