Getflyken is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, caring chicken.

Getflyken created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Getflyken, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Getflyken, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Getflyken's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Getflyken's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near hamsters while wearing green coats.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.