Wadlaklun is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, vain mole.

Wadlaklun created Europe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadlaklun, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wadlaklun, she will strike you with lightening.

Wadlaklun's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Wadlaklun's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five ants approach from the south.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not take Wadlaklun's name in vain.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never paint your face violet.