Didgumman Gabgardog is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, irritating snake.

Didgumman Gabgardog created carbon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didgumman Gabgardog, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Didgumman Gabgardog, it will turn you into a mole.

Didgumman Gabgardog's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Didgumman Gabgardog's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never paint your legs white.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Run away if five cats approach from the north.

5. Never eat cucumbers.