Nellkinnurt is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, clever crocodile.

Nellkinnurt created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellkinnurt, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nellkinnurt, she will turn you into a hamster.

Nellkinnurt's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Nellkinnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never hop in holy places.